May 30, 2020

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About Lancaster Underground

Lancaster Underground is the premier fake news provider of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Founded in 2020 as a hobby to fill the long spates of boredom and depression, it has become a local phenomenon to at least 2 people, maybe 1 if you dont count dogs. Lancaster Underground is available exclusively online without charge, no seriously if someone is charging you for this crap you need to tell me so I can break some legs.

Can I sue Lancaster Underground?

First of all, please don’t I mean you could if you want to be a dick about it but The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. Lancaster Underground uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Lancaster Underground is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.